In 2012, Jonathan had the idea, that the gang should read the descriptions of sex dolls found on the internet.  Since then, he has done a number of these readings on Podtoid. The sex dolls are mainly based off of American celebrities, with most of the descriptions being innuendos based on their field of work. 

These include:

Jonathan reads out these descriptions in the most tired voice possible to comical effect.  While this segment does not happen on a regular basis, it has become a Podtoid staple.  Some episodes, such as Toxic Love Holes, have even been named after the readings.