Monster Energy 19

Monster Energy dangerously close to an Anus

Monster Energy
is a beverage that Jim Sterling likes to drink before or during recording New Podtoid.

He called it the Medal of Honor: Warfighter of Energy Drinks on Podtoid 224 when he realized one more (more than three) could kill him.

It has been known to cause Jim to leave the podcast to urinate during recording, thus leaving the remaining hosts to talk amongst themselves, usually leading to videogame discussion.

It's less nutricious than Dr. Holmes: Medicine Woman's Poo-Diet. According to Jim, Monster Energy tastes like a robot's piss.

Ingredients of  Monster Energy according to Jim SterlingEdit

  • Camel Poos
  • Typhoid
  • Harlequin Ichtyosis' fetus eyelids (Just the red bits, they shave them off)
  • Ginseng
  • Half a Table-spoon of Water
  • Sugar